Ten Reasons I Will Not Be Participating in NaNoWriMo:
- 50,000 words?! You’ve got to be kidding! If you break it down, that’s 1,666⅔ words every day for the entire month of November. That’s more than twice as many words as I blog daily, and my blog posts already take hours to compose. Besides, how do you write ⅔ of a word?
- Too much pressure! I hate feeling that I have to do things, particularly when I’m not getting paid for them. I don’t have to write a blog post every day and, let’s be honest, no one will care even if I skip an entire week. Skip a few days on NaNoWriMo and you’re pretty much toast.
- You need to have an idea. I have no ideas. Someone in my family has to say or do something funny before I have anything to write about. Luckily for my blog, they do this daily. Even then, the theme is pretty much played out by the time I hit a thousand words.
- In my home nation, the United States of America, the Thanksgiving holiday falls during the month of November. When we go around the table taking turns sharing those things for which we feel thankful this year, I will say: “I am thankful that I do not have to write 1,666⅔ words today.”
- I am already working on a memoir. This does not in itself exclude me, as the NaNoWriMo rules state that your “novel” can be a memoir. However, I am three-quarters done with this memoir and I do not feel like writing another 50,000 words just to get a gold star and a happy face icon.
- I am a lazy butt. ‘Nuff said.
- NaNoWriMo is egalitarian, and as such, is very much in the American tradition. The very concept posits that anyone can write a novel. Perhaps. In my case, however, it would be horribly bad! I am not going to write the Great American Novel in a month or a year or a hundred years. Whatever drivel I pen will just sit in a drawer (or on a flash drive) somewhere. I might be able to get my mother and father to read it, and that’s only if I’m really lucky.
- My character development is nonexistent, my dialogue is laughably stilted, and I mix my metaphors, split my infinitives and punctuate my sentences with maraschino cherries instead of commas and periods. Also, I have no concept of how to move a plot forward. Oh, and don’t get too attached to any characters in the first few of my chapters. I tend to forget about them and then you’ll spend the rest of your days wondering how they turned out.
- If I ever lose my mind and decide to write a novel in a month, I am not such a lemming that I would feel compelled to wait until the month when thousands of others are doing the same thing.
- I started writing my memoir 13 years ago. Me, write a novel in a month? Don’t bet on it. Sign me up for NaNoSloMo, will you?
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